Windows '98 source code finally available ... but don't tell anyone.
It's top secret.
B. GATES. regards.
/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
Original version date : Aug 1994 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{ while(!CRASHED)
{ display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{ make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{ display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{ set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{ sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
/* Win98 boots faster, performs stronger, stays up longer with
VIAGRA.DLL */
